October 3rd, 2007

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Reality Bites

You know, sometimes I just wish that I could ride my way to media fame using my smutty fanfiction alone, but alas, the world does not work that way. I've been avoiding getting involved with the paper for the last month, but I got a reality check. I can't use porn for writing samples no matter how much I want to. Unless, of course, I start writing columns in Playboy or for www.nerve.com. Darn... Guess this means I gotta write about serious issues again. Now where's the fun in that?